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I Fake It So Real I Am Beyond Fake

Since I am now the resident breast-news poster, I bring you the Evolution by Margarita bra. According to the Brastraps.com press release:

[Evolution] features a sculpted, graduated cup specially designed to mimic the appearance of cosmetic breast implants by lifting and slightly separating each breast to appear fuller and firmer both in and out of clothing.

Now, the joke here obviously writes itself, but in case you didn't get it, the Brastraps website says that the bra is "designed to create a natural cosmetically enhanced look." And I thought Frank Luntz was Orwellian.

Not that I'm complaining.

(Thanks, Jessica Clark)