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An open letter to L.L. Bean

To Whom it May Concern:

What a pleasant surprise to discover your 2005 Christmas catalog in my mail last week. What with the 90-degree humidity and all, I completely forgot that Christmas is only a little over three months away! 

Now that you've thoughtfully reminded me, I believe I'll avoid the rush and put up my Christmas lights this week. Perhaps a roomy L.L. Bean sweater and generously pleated pair of pants would be just the thing to wear while I do so.

Thanks again for ignoring all those silly people who claim that such aggressive marketing destroys any shred of authenticity Christmas might still have.

Sincerely,
Damian Chadwick
New York, NY

p.s. I know it's kind of last minute, but if anyone knows of any good New Year's parties, let me know!