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Plunge into Advanced Homorosity!
Hey funnypeople! Wanna write some comedy? Want to write some material that ever-so-subtly suggests that English is a recently acquired skill and the laws of punctuation remain an obtuse mystery? Then I think you may be interested in this.
A few quotes:
"Setting folks up at your comic table, and then opening their eyes to realize that what theyre eating well, you know, its not pretty."
"Ready to take the plunge into advanced homorosity? Get going with our Expert Comedy Writers package, and get funny today!"
Thanks to my friend (and fellow VGG collectivist) Al!
Posted by Jason Torchinsky on 09/07/2005 | Permalink
Comments
Hey I using this package for eight year now and been writing on the onion, as well the conan obrian show as in NBC! This sofwtare made me funny as a truck load of maple syrup exploding on a yak, so You know like they say dont knock it try it!!! right!!!
Posted by: Timharrod | Sep 7, 2005 2:11:59 PM
Haa Haaaaaa. Yak.
Posted by: David Mattatall | Sep 7, 2005 2:46:14 PM
"Then I think you may be intereseted in this."
Pot, meet kettle.
Posted by: editor | Sep 7, 2005 6:21:06 PM
Aw, come on, Editor! Why ya gotta be such a hard-ass? A simple typo hardly catapults me into "homorosity" territory!
Anyway, typo corrected, Editor.
Posted by: Jason | Sep 7, 2005 6:34:07 PM
Thanks for this, it really made my day, as well as that of several comedians of my acquaintance who previously, only had access to 2,399 different ways of looking at a given situation.
Not only do they now have a guaranteed 2,400 given ways of looking at a subject, but priveleged access to colloquialisms by the bargeload!
Posted by: kat | Sep 8, 2005 4:42:41 PM
Reasons for being a hard-ass:
1) Spell check exists.
2) You're publishing.
3) In this particular case, you're announcing to the world the lameness of a particular collection of spelling/grammar/punctuation/word usage stupidities; by doing so you are then required to at least get all of your own words right in the 100 or so you choose.
Anyway, nice correction. You were never close to "homorosity" territory.
Posted by: editor | Sep 8, 2005 11:29:30 PM
