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Another disaster waiting to happen

News outlets report that ex-FEMA Director Michael Brown is starting a disaster-preparedness firm. One supposes his first bit of advice might be something like: don't hire an incompetent asshole with no relevant experience in disaster-preparedness.

In other news, convicted pedophile priest Paul Shanley is opening a day care center. (ba-dum-bump)