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Stay Free Blog Post: The Special Edition

Recently, I've been inundated with advertisements for the Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition DVD. A few weeks back, it was the same deal for Office Space: The Special Edition With Flair. I think naming these things might be something I might excel at. So with no further ado, I offer for your consideration…

PROPOSED SPECIAL-EDITION DVD NAMES FOR LAST WEEK'S TOP-10 FILMS

1. The Chronicles of Narnia—The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe:
The Even Narnier Edition

2. King Kong: Absolutely Bananas Edition

3. Fun with Dick and Jane: Huh-Huh-Huh We Said "Dick" Edition

4. Cheaper by the Dozen 2: Same Price No Matter How Many You Buy Edition

5. Rumor Has It...: Box Is Empty Because Movie Is So Heinously Bad Edition

6. The Family Stone: We Tell You Right on the Cover That the Diane Keaton
Character Dies of Breast Cancer Edition

7. Memoirs of a Geisha: Five Discs of Rambling Incoherent Stories From Real-Life Senior-Citizen Former Geishas Edition

8. The Ringer: Edition That Tricks You Into Thinking You Bought The Ring Special Edition Edition

9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Quidditch Overtime Edition, And Oh Yeah,
Also, Harry and Ron "Get Busy" Like Those Gay Cowboys

10. Munich: Deleted Scenes of Rocketships, Lasers, and Homesick Aliens Edition