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Calling All Jews! Mr.Gibson Needs Our Help!

So by now all of America and her and collective cat have probably had a chuckle at Mel Gibson's booze-fueled tirade about us Jews, and how we love warmongering and whatnot-- and now he's sobered up, and, like all drunks, is feeling a mite fragile. And he wants our help.

Granted, he seemed to be asking this of Jewish leaders, but in a crazy religion like ours without a clear hirearchy (we ain't got no pope) I figure we all need to pitch in.

So, get ready to work some double shifts, Jews! I'll be pointjew for the west coast, Charles, you want to grab the east?

Grab your handpuppets, snacks, and massage rollers! We've got a job to do!