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Get Grandma on IM!

In a dual effort to drag more gossipy old ladies online and to breathe some new life into the kids' IM lingo, I've spent a great deal of development and expensive computer time coming up with a new batch of IM little acronym thingies based on classic old-lady speak. By now I imagine we're all about ready to open our wrists if we have to read another lol, rotfl, imho, brb, or even lmfao.

So, here's a new batch of these strings of letters, guaranteed to please jaded IMer and old biddy alike!

mw: my word

win: well, I never!

htb: heavens to betsey!

wibamu: well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

imr: I mean, really!

yds: You don't say!

gg: Goodness gracious! (alt: good grief)

gh: Good heavens!

tle: The living end

itp: Isn't that precious?

cis: Charmed, I'm sure

n: No! (scandalized)

Posted by Jason Torchinsky on 10/10/2006 | Permalink

Comments

j!: Jeepers!

Posted by: Steve Lambert | Oct 10, 2006 6:24:55 PM

ihad: is he a doctor? (a little something for the jewish grannies. gotta represent my peeps!)

Posted by: Jack Silbert | Oct 11, 2006 11:56:39 AM

itbk: It's the bees' knees
wac: Wear a coat!
guak: Give us a kiss
ttwms: Time to watch my "stories" (soaps)

Posted by: David | Oct 12, 2006 7:57:00 AM

rotfhaha: rolling on the floor having a heart attack

Posted by: _Kenzo | Oct 16, 2006 6:14:08 PM

dgfwmym!: Don't get fresh with me, young man!

Posted by: Damian Chadwick | Nov 9, 2006 2:30:46 PM

wiwag: When I was a girl

Posted by: Jamie | Dec 3, 2006 5:54:22 PM

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